Monday, November 14, 2005

A Random Post

James and I have reached a new level in our relationship. I cut his hair yesterday.

Sure it's just a buzz cut. But this is big step. We both agreed that it's better than some haircuts he's paid for.


I'm working away on the Isis wrap. The left side is halfway done. No pictures. It looks exactly like the right side. I'm getting a bad feeling that it will be too small. It just doesn't look big enough.


And now, the long awaited BRENDA NEEDS. Ok, nobody has been waiting for this, I've just been meaning to post it for a long while.

You all know how this works: Type "[your name] needs" in a search engine and see what you REALLY need.

Brenda needs the help of the public especially her Mexican people.
Brenda needs to get some therapy to help with her addiction.
Brenda needs to stop flying over the Cuckoos' nest.
Brenda needs to let go of her paranoia.
Brenda needs money and is willing to charge for her sexual services.
Brenda needs to go back to her old profession where she tried to make a carreer out of being a topless waitress in the early 1970s.
Brenda needs you to massage her bottom, so she can start to relax.
Brenda needs to be brought back to Tucson for further treatment to save the visionin her right eye and to obtain a correctly fitted prosthetic eye.
Brenda needs to get Ed and Joey to a real hospital so she steals Mandel’s car and heads for the border.
Brenda needs to be jerked back down to earth.
Brenda needs to get a life and put the damn duck issue behind her.
Brenda needs an adoptive family experienced with teens and teen behavior.
Brenda needs to cut off ties with her mother, and how.
Brenda needs many boyfriends.
Brenda needs to keep her hands off Sonny.
Brenda needs a new friend so that poor prostitute friend of hers can spend her time doing ANYTHING other than listening to Brenda rant on & on.
Brenda needs to be put out of her misery.
Brenda needs to know how General Goethals might have pronounced his name.
Brenda needs to be spectacular.
Brenda needs to be in capital letters.
Brenda needs to excuse herself.
Brenda needs to de-carb.
Brenda needs to save furbabies!
Brenda needs to return to work.


At November 14, 2005 2:26 PM, Blogger brooke t. higgins said...

Seriously, you still haven't let go of that damn duck issue?

At November 15, 2005 6:41 AM, Blogger Joy said...

and i want to know about the topless in the 70s thing! weren't you like 4 or something?

At November 15, 2005 11:52 AM, Blogger Brenda said...

OK, Brooke, the damn duck issue is none of your damn business.

And yes, I was very young in the 70s, so I probably don't remember the topless bar thing.

Now, everyone needs to settle down and rub my butt so I can relax. I've had a busy day saving furbies.

At November 15, 2005 12:16 PM, Blogger brooke t. higgins said...

The damn duck issue is too my business! It was my damn duck!!!

At November 15, 2005 12:17 PM, Blogger Brenda said...

Maybe you need to let go of the duck issue.


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