I'm posting this through the Internet connection in my head

I'm a fan of the TV show Heroes. (Yes, I'm a big nerd.) So, imagine my excitement last night when the newest hero was introduced. Her superpower? She has an internet connection in her head. That's not how she said it, but that's what it was. I'm not sure that's really a superpower since I've had an internet connection in my head for years. But if she wants to pretent she's special, that's fine.